It's an old joke, but when David Lee Roth delivers the punchline, it sounds more like a mission statement: "How many lead singers does it take to put in a lightbulb? One. You hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around you."
Missing from the joke is how the singer is left standing there in the dark waiting for his proper wattage.
On Feb. 7, Interscope Records released "A Different Kind of Truth" and, as the world turns, it represented the first Van Halen studio album featuring Roth as lead singer since "1984" - which was released 28 years ago, right before Ronald Reagan announced plans to run for a second term.
The band's release comes in conjunction with an international tour, which makes a stop 8 p.m. Saturday, March 24, at Atlantic City's Boardwalk Hall, with Kool and the Gang opening the festivities.
Time flies - or does it drag? On a crisp, sunny morning in Pasadena, Roth, now 57, welcomed a visitor to his 20-room, Italianate mansion to talk about Van Halen past, present and future.
Roth actually rejoined the band "five summers and a million years ago" for the 2007-08 reunion tour, but it's taken this long for the still-volatile collective to finish an album that satisfies all of their agendas. The amazing thing is that they finished at all; like the Beach Boys, Eagles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns N' Roses and Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen is part of the southern California history of world-class soap operas disguised as platinum-selling bands.
Van Halen's brawny brand of music has sold more than 80 million albums, but offstage the group has been a fragile alliance that has fallen apart again and again because of creative clashes, drug torpor, grudges and, more recently, health issues.
"We accused each other of betrayal and thievery and lies and treachery," says the upbeat and chatty Roth. "And it was all true. We were all guilty. Dig up the past, and it's going to get all over everybody. And, man, do we have a past ..."
The history traces back to 1972, when the Van Halen brothers, guitarist Eddie and drummer Alex - a pair of classically trained teen musicians born in the Netherlands but raised in Pasadena - auditioned singers for a planned band. Roth didn't make much of an impression at his tryout, but the brothers wanted to use his sound system and letting him in the band was better than renting the gear.
Fame and fortune would follow, but again and again it was the brothers Van Halen deciding who should hold the microphone. They could do that because of the stature of Eddie Van Halen, who is revered by rock fans as a sort of mad-genius guitar god, the heir of Jimi Hendrix. He might also be viewed as the Elizabeth Taylor of rock, considering the way he divorces lead singers, including Sammy Hagar - and, if so, Roth is forever his Richard Burton. Roth, meanwhile, passed time touring with an Eddie Van Halen soundalike and at one point did a double-bill with his rival Hagar to pique attention.
The reunited frenemies are a source of fascination, and fans are eager to see them share a spotlight as the reconstituted band (with Eddie's son, 20-year-old Wolfgang Van Halen, who replaced longtime member Michael Anthony on bass) tours the country.
The music industry, meanwhile, is watching the whole enterprise and wondering if the wheels will fly off. More than squabbles, the worry is also about the state of Eddie Van Halen, a rehab veteran who has also lost a third of his tongue to cancer and undergone hip replacement. There were postponed shows on the last tour, which were explained only by vague promoter statements about medical procedures.
"He's doing really well," Roth says. "He's lucid, he's sober, he's playing. You know, I don't know if Ed has ever felt good. There's a thin line between rage and great work. He really never enjoyed his fame or success, and that might be part of what compels him."
On Jan. 5, Roth was back in the club; the "secret show" by Van Halen was meant to stir press, rock radio and fan interest, and it did all of the above. The New York Times covered it enthusiastically, with Jon Pareles writing that Van Halen is "still one of the most limber bands in hard rock, with a higher center of gravity than most."
During the show, the band played a vamping, boogie-propelled song called "She's the Woman" that is on the new album. The song has considerable history; a version of it was on the demo record (produced by Gene Simmons of KISS) that landed Van Halen a deal with Warner Bros. in the 1970s.
Throughout the album, the band has gone back and excavated pieces of unrecorded songs, lyrics from old notebooks and half-pursued concepts to build the 13-track collection.
"It's material that Eddie and I generated, literally, in 1975, 1976 and 1977," Roth says. "Usually fellas in our weight division will kind of gamely - or ironically, wink, wink - try to hail back to it (but) keep a safe, mature distance from it."
The fan reaction to the album's first single, "Tattoo," has been mixed, but Roth and company know that the tour is the true proving ground for them.
What exactly drives Roth isn't easy to glean - does he have the same dark engines as Eddie Van Halen?
"You're asking for a lot of introspection here," Roth says. "Nobody well adjusted ever got my job, much less kept it this long. There's some grasping drive, and it precludes self-satisfaction. ... You're always questioning."
As for his old friend and rival, Roth smiled and gave the world a bit of fair warning about the reclusive guitar hero.
"There's an old Russian saying: 'There's no more lines in that guy's stomach.' It means somebody got fat and slow. There are still a lot of lines in Eddie's stomach."
Van Halen Setlist
This is the setlist from the March 17 show at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto. It is the setlist the band has been playing most nights of the tour.
Unchained
Runnin' With the Devil
She's The Woman
The Full Bug
Tattoo
Everybody Wants Some!!
Somebody Get Me A Doctor
China Town
Hear About It Later
Pretty Woman (Roy Orbison cover)
Drum Solo
You Really Got Me (The Kinks cover)
The Trouble with Never
Dance The Night Away
I'll Wait
Hot For Teacher
Women In Love
Girl Gone Bad
Beautiful Girls
Ice Cream Man (John Brim cover)
Panama
Guitar Solo
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
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Source: setlist.fm
Van Halen with
Kool and the Gang
WHEN: 7:30 p.m. Saturday, March 24
WHERE: Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City
HOW MUCH: Tickets, priced at $49.50, $79.50 and $149.50, are available at the Boardwalk Hall box office or www.pressofac.com/tickets
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