'Happy Hour Comedy Show' in Vineland

What Is It: OK, so this guy walks into a bar and starts telling jokes, and everybody in the place cracks up. And a woman does the same thing - wait, this no joke, this is how the "$20 Happy Hour Comedy Show" works tonight at Mori's in Vineland.

What To Expect: The two standup people are comedians Scott Friedman and Julia Scotti, right. In his day job, Friedman is half of the Joe & Scott Show on WZXL-FM 100.7 in Atlantic City, but he has also played a long list oflocal comedy clubs in the last few years, among them The Comedy Stop in Atlantic City. Scotti, popularly known as "The Crazy Old Lady of Comedy," has been doing her standup act in the U.S., Canada and on TV, including Comedy Central and Showtime, for more than 30 years. The emcee is Vineland's own Mike KC.

Event Info: Happy hour starts at 5:30 p.m., with showtime at 6:30. Cost is $20, including complimentary food and happy-hour drink specials. Mori's is at 830 E. Landis Ave., next to the Landis Theater. The show is a fundraiser for downtown-improvement projects in Vineland. For more details, see mainstreetvineland.org or call 856-794-8653.

Casinos

Legends in Concert, Bally's, 3 and 8 p.m. $32.50 adults, $16.25 children. 609-340-2709.

Andre and Cirell, Resorts, 3:30 and 8 p.m. $25. 800-322-SHOW.

Nightlife

Harrah's Resort, 777 Harrah's Blvd.: The Pool After Dark, 609-441-5165 - DJ Vito G, Mazz and Desisto, 10 p.m.

Resorts Casino Hotel, 1133 Boardwalk: 25 Hours, 800-336-6378 - Blanche, 4 p.m.

Tropicana Casino and Resort, 2831 Boardwalk: Ri-Ra, The Quarter, 609-348-8600 - Acoustics, 9 p.m.; Planet Rose Karaoke Lounge, The Quarter, 609-344-6565 - Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Absecon

The Black Cat Bar & Grill, 1 North Shore Road, 609-641-2323 - Trivia, 8 p.m.

Barnegat

Lefty's Tavern, 547 North Main St., 609-607-0707 - Open Mic Night, 8 p.m.

Bridgeton

Towne Tavern, 694 N. Pearl St., 856-455-3474 - DJ.

Cape May

The Pilot House, 142 Decatur St., on Washington Street Mall, Cape May, 609-884-3449 - Family Friendly Trivia, 7 p.m.

The Ugly Mug, 462 Washington St., 609-884-3459 - Open Mic and taco night, 8-12 p.m., 9 p.m.

Egg Harbor Township

A Touch of Italy, 6629 Black Horse Pike, 609-646-1855 - Alex Glover and Bob Mower, 6 to 10 p.m.

Galloway Township

JD's Pub and Grille, 45 S. New York Road, 609-404-9000 - Quizzo, 8 p.m.

The Smithville Inn, 1 N. New York Road, Smithville, 609-652-7777 - Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m.

Pitney Pub, 200 S. Pitney Road, 609-241-8906 - DJ.

Margate

Sofia, 9314 Amherst Ave., 609-822-9111 - DJ, 10 p.m.

Steve and Cookie's By the Bay, Amherst Ave., 609-823-1163 - Joe Mancini and Friends, 7 p.m.

Tomatoe's, 9300 Amherst Ave., 609-822-7535 - Rock and Roll Sushi with DJ Steve O 9 p.m.

Mays Landing

Applebee's Restaurant, 700 Consumer Square, 609-383-9290 - Quizzo, 9 p.m.

Somers Point

Applebee's Restaurant, 51 Bethel Rd., 609-653-2270 - Quizzo, 8:30 p.m.; Friday: Trivia.

Clancy's By the Bay, 101 East Maryland Ave., 609-927-6969 - DJ Steve O Dance Party, 8:30 p.m.

The Crab Trap, 2 Broadway, 609-927-7377 - Starr.

Gregory's Restaurant, 900 Shore Road, 609-927-6665 - Retro Night with DJ Sparkles - '80s tunes, half-price ladies drinks, food, $2 beer specials 9 p.m.

Sandi Pointe Coastal Bistro, 908 Shore Road, 609-927-2759 - Tom Angello Trio.

Upper Township

Tuckahoe Inn, Route 9, Tuckahoe, 609-390-3322 - Bob Campanell, 5 p.m.

Comedy

Mark Walton, David Kaye, Uncle Floyd, Borgata Comedy Club, The Music Box, 9 p.m., $20.

Sonya White, Paul Lyons, Gary Delena, Tropicana Comedy Stop, The Quarter, must be 18 or older, 9 p.m., $25.

Nature

N.J. Audubon's Cape May Bird Observatory, Research & Education Center, 600 Route 47, Middle Township, and Northwood Center on Lily Lake, Cape May Point, birding trips, $10: Cape May Point State Park, 7:30 a.m., meet at platform; Cumberland County, 7:30 a.m., meet at Maurice River Bridge on Route 670; Nummy Island, 4:30 p.m., meet just south of free bridge from Stone Harbor. 609-861-0700.

Theater

"Thank You for the Music - A Modern Tribute to ABBA," musical, 2 p.m., Surflight Theatre, Engleside and Beach avenues, Beach Haven, $45, group rates, dinner packages available. 609-492-9477 or surflight.org