My Mom Mom (Janet Maslow) 

The most important thing about Mom Mom is her loving personality

She is everything and more that you could ever ask for in a human

She is sweeter than piles of sugar

She is kinder than a kindergarten teacher

She is as understanding as a psychologist

She is as fun as an amusement park

She is as giving as Oprah in Africa

She is one of the most amazing people in the world

But the most amazing thing about Mom Mom is her loving personality.

— Marina Ford, Little Egg Harbor