My Mom Mom (Janet Maslow)
The most important thing about Mom Mom is her loving personality
She is everything and more that you could ever ask for in a human
She is sweeter than piles of sugar
She is kinder than a kindergarten teacher
She is as understanding as a psychologist
She is as fun as an amusement park
She is as giving as Oprah in Africa
She is one of the most amazing people in the world
But the most amazing thing about Mom Mom is her loving personality.
— Marina Ford, Little Egg Harbor