• Martin Schram Tribune News Service
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America’s homeland has been attacked by WMDs — nonnuclear but deadly weapons of mass devastation that have inflicted death and suffering throughout our land at a rate no doubt envied by the world’s terrorists and evil-doers.

Forget the art of the deal. Nine months into his presidency, Donald Trump has closed no deals, artful or otherwise. So far, all we’ve seen is Trump’s 10 rules for Trumpism.

Former Vice President John Nance Garner once said the position he held under Franklin Roosevelt wasn’t worth a pitcher of warm spit. The only reason to do the job was the “heart beat” factor. And up until the most recent times, that’s held pretty much true with VPs, who were long relegated t…